英文笑话(1)
Mrs. Brown called an Oceanside inn to make reservation for a weekend stay and was shocked when the clerk told her how expensive the room would be. “Hold on a minute,” she said. “I need to talk to my husband about this.” After relaying the price to her husband, Mrs. Brown added, “And that’s with an ocean view.”
“Good gosh!” he gasped. “Ask the clerk if she will take less if we don’t look out of the window.”作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-19 11:48
布朗夫人给一家海边旅馆打电话，预定周末的房间。当前台小姐告诉她高昂的房费时，她大吃一惊。“等一下。”她说。“我得跟我丈夫商量一下。”把房价告诉她丈夫之后，布朗夫人又添了一句：“那房子可是可以看到海的。”
“老天爷！”他倒抽一扣凉气。“问下前台小姐，要是我们不望窗外看的话，她能少收点吗？”作者: wzh543 时间: 2011-5-19 11:55
没孩子，帮顶。作者: PINGPING 时间: 2011-5-19 12:06
哈哈，没孩子，赶紧加油哈作者: PINGPING 时间: 2011-5-19 12:07
要不把我家侄女扔黄岩去？作者: wukepan 时间: 2011-5-19 12:07
我看看要不要把我孩子送过来作者: wukepan 时间: 2011-5-19 12:08
我儿子很皮的作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-19 12:15 回复 wukepan 的帖子
感谢顶帖，
附赠笑话一则
天天开心{:1_144:}
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 作者: PINGPING 时间: 2011-5-19 12:20 本帖最后由 PINGPING 于 2011-5-19 12:21 编辑
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
感谢路过哈
Once Mark Twain was invited to dinner. During the meal he said to a rich lady, “How beautiful you are, Madam!”
Unexpectedly the lady said, “But I am very sorry, sir. I can not answer you in the same words.”
Mark Twain, who had quick mind and a sharp tongue, said with a smile, “It doesn’t matter. You may tell a falsehood just as I did.”作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-20 22:27 回复 黄岩老扁 的帖子
马克.吐温应邀赴宴，席间，他对一位贵妇人说：“夫人，您太美了。”
不料，那位夫人却说：“先生，很遗憾，我 不能用同样的话回答你。”
头脑灵敏，言辞锐利的马克.吐温笑着说：“找没关系，您也可以和我一样说假话。” 作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-20 22:33
骂人不带脏字篇
Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-20 22:35
Don’t bother me. 别烦我。作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-21 22:21
You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-21 22:21
You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!{:1_131:}作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-23 12:50
Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-23 12:50
Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-24 23:40
What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:23
上周出差，没更新，内疚万分。立马补上。
I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:23
Don’t bother me. 别烦我。作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:24
Knock it off. 少来这一套。作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:24
Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:24
Leave me alone. 走开作者: peggywang 时间: 2011-5-30 13:24
Get lost.滚开！作者: Q1Q 时间: 2011-5-30 21:51
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